I’ve been a naughty shop owner, thanks mostly to a tough streak of work hell, combined with a healthy dose of procrastination. But look, I’m back! To partially atone for my sins (I realize I could never completely atone…), I’ve redone the place, really brightened it up, and added a lot more inventory, including some new things (finally!):
This was inspired by that pathetic noob vampire avatar LL seems to be handing out like candy, the one that looks like a very pale can opener. Arise, potential children of the night, you deserve better!

I found this button in French, JE SUIS FOU, which means “I am crazy,” so I put it on a shirt and wore it to a club. Within ten minutes, a French-speaking observer IM’d me to say that was the masculine version of crazy, and for me it should say JE SUIS FOLLE. Hey, I’m an American, and we suck at languages! So here are two shirts (in all layers, of course) to suit most known genders. And no, I won’t make one in Klingon.

They LIKE me, they really like me! I don’t know who they are, exactly, but they hit LIKE! Thumbs-up to you, the easily-complimented!

I found this old ad for headphones in some tattered 70s magazine. Look at the size of those things! I took liberties with his skin color, imagining I would turn blue in the face too if I had 14 pounds of loudspeaker strapped to my head.

Dots were (was? are? Just pretend I got that right) these dense little blobs of gummy candy, ostensibly fruit-flavored, but I defy you to name any earthly fruit whose taste they duplicate. Guaranteed to stick to all tooth surfaces, and thus friends to dentists everywhere. Just loved the box.

Like, wow, bongos! From an old album cover.

Also available now, something I did as a limited edition two years ago, and now I’m un-limiting it because these are too nice to languish in the closet. Nine different butterfly tees/tanks, like this one, available individually or in a nice-priced fatpack.

Come in and hit the terrigram subscribo thingie and snag yourself my new NO H8 tee and tank, for boys and girls, absolutely free. The great thing about my subscribo list is it’s almost ANTI-spam…instead of being bombarded with crappy ads, weeks will go by and you’ll be wondering if I got hit by a bus or something. Well worth your trouble.

It’s all happening here:
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Atlantic%20City%20Island/24/9/22
And on Marketplace, which for some unknown reason has replaced a bunch of my product pictures with photos of Hoover Dam or something, those wacky Lindens!
https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/39970
Happy spring, everyone. Sorry about winter, you guys below the equator.
terri wardell
PS: Why don’t I make mesh tees? Because every mesh tee I’ve seen looks like it was sculpted of marshmallow. “But terri, you Luddite,” you say, “mesh moves so well on me!” To which I say, mostly I just see you standing around; when you start playing tennis, or sumo wrestling, we’ll talk. Seriously, people, I’m watching the mesh thing very closely, and when something comes along I’d be proud to wear, let alone sell, you’ll be the first to hear about it.